rneerkat:

*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast

(Source: rneerkat)

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you