femalevillain:

the goal of my makeup use is absolutely not to look natural like my goal is to look Otherworldly and possibly from the moon

(Source: krisjenner420)

i-sold-my-soul-to-fiction:

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

or the fact that something is out of stock

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

serpens0rtia:

Why do people always feel sorry for you if you’re single like if I wanted a relationship I’d be in one??? Haha have fun sharing your food you coupled idiots

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas